Gym Membership You Can't Cancel

What Happens

An aggressively cheerful gym representative calls to let them know their membership has auto-renewed for another 3 years. The cancellation process involves increasingly absurd steps: a notarized letter, an in-person exit interview, a fitness assessment to prove they no longer need the gym, and a mandatory 90-day cooling off period.

Why It Works

Everyone knows how hard it is to cancel a gym membership. This scenario cranks that universal frustration to 11 while keeping the rep impossibly upbeat and helpful about making cancellation as difficult as possible.