Someone pranked Bill!

Hey. Uh, is this Bill?

Yes.

Hey. Is this Bill?

Yes. Yes. It is.

Hey. This is Mike, your delivery driver. I've been outside for, fifteen minutes. Where are you?

Yeah. What what delivery driver are you?

I got this massive order for you. I have got eight large pizzas. Four orders of wings, a party platter, and three two liters. Total came to two hundred forty seven dollars.

Hi. The wrong guy, pal.

Wait. What? This is the number on the order. Someone called from from this exact number at 07:15. Uh, I got it right here.

Well, I don't care where they called. I just had lunch I'm sitting here having a cup of tea.

Yeah. So

I

bad news, man. My boss is blowing up my phone, the food's getting cold, and this is my third weird delivery today. I could seriously get fired over this.

Oh, well, so so much well, so much pulling your leg or pulling your the company's number or something. I have no idea. What what address are you looking for?

Look. I don't care if it's your order or not. I can't carry this stuff back. They'll just dock it from my paycheck, so it

they say it's to this address, but, like,

Oh, [inappropriate]. Would you like me to do? I'm with I'm I'm 90 years old, retired. What are you talking about?

Man, I've been driving for six hours straight. I I just need you to take the food, please. I'm begging you.

You want me to what?

I mean, just come outside and grab it. By the way, you left a $3 tip on a 100 of $47 order. I wasn't gonna say anything, but since we're talking.